Flajguet

A word to say to people who say yeppers, but this word is better

Random girl: yeppers
You: fucking flajguet bitch

by Dumdum bum bum April 8, 2019

flaygula

When something is so flaming and gay that you try to say flaming and gay at the same time, and this is all that you can say.

J: Did you see those two guys on house hunters kiss?
G: fucking flaygulas!

by g- butter January 11, 2009

flatgusted

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)

Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.

by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010

Flanguage

“Legend doth tell of said fulmineous cryptolect and the fabled phorminx of its fires.”

-Spaceman

Flanguage FLAYN-GWIDCH (noun)

-The pan-genre jam band “Flanguage” and their cult followers, “flans”.

-The musical language by which the universal mind communicates through all 12 dimensions.

-A state of mind entranced upon utter ecstatic melancholy.

-Anagram for the phrase, “fungal age”.

flanguage flanguage flanguage!

by Flani June 20, 2019

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

Flakegurt

A special kind of pervert that puts yoghurt on cornflakes and then eats it in public

The dirty bastard put yoghurt on his cornflakes, what a vile flakegurt

by Dick Wolf October 6, 2018

Flawgulent

A nigga or niggas who act fake asf aka a green ass nigga

You is a flawgulent ass nigga

Y’all niggas flawgulent

by JoogUhNiggaJack November 11, 2021