fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon

"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."

by jakeisjack November 3, 2020

fixin to

About to, or getting ready to. Contrary to popular belief this phrase is not used only in the south, althought it is greatly used there.

I'm fixin to go to the store.

by DTwnBreezi January 17, 2007

fixin'

Found in the most prominent of the southern locales. It is used in place of such worn expressions as 'about to", 'going to', 'preparing for', etc.

I'm fixin' to fix ya'll some sandwitches.

by MK March 15, 2004

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

fixin' to be set

Southern slang; good to go, all set.

Y'all are fixin' to be set, take care!

by Pal69 August 31, 2022

red fixing

The act of fixing ones self at a red stop light or stop sign. By putting make up on, brushing hair, exfoliating the skin or just giving a quick once over to make sure everything is OK.

ashley was honked at when she did not realize the light was greed when she was red fixing herself

by Meg Mig Monster September 27, 2011

fixing the tent

To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way.

I heard you two fixing the tent last night.

by DJKham July 10, 2006