firsting

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important

obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place

by fallentomato July 6, 2009

Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcalona

The protagonist of "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins, Leigh-Cheri would be the princess of an obscure European country, had her parents not been exiled to Puget Sound, Seattle. Environmentalist with a thing for outlaws.

On the campus of Outlaw College, professors of essential insanities would characterize the conflicting attitudes of Nina Jablonski and Leigh-Cheri as indicative of a general conflict between social idealism and romanticism.

by David January 16, 2004

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

Firsteen

Eleven (11). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and to de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

See seconteen

"What's the time?", asks Archimedes.
"It's firsteen past seconteen in the afternoon! (12:11pm)", replies Apollonius.

by Tom Christmas February 18, 2004

blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008

been fisten?

been fisten? is more than just a question it's a greeting amongst fellow fisters (fisters being guys that fist women or women that fist women). Similar to how people say "whats up?"

been fisten?
By the fistfull?
well keep fisten then son!

by aussie fister May 12, 2006

Ole Førsten

An animal at wikireality.ru who used to whitewash Q-bit array freak.

- Q-bit array is batshit insane
- Ole Førsten silently removes everything

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023