Filter Tony

a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.

Hey man, you're a real Filter Tony.

by Ava April 11, 2005

Filter episode

A 'filter episode' is an episode in a series that doesn't quite add anything to the storyline or have anything to do with the main plot. It is merely an episode that appears to be something to lengthen the series, or an episode that is used because the producers have run out of ideas and do not want the story to conclude just yet.

Example 1:
Jeff: "Dude, yesterdays episode was crap! It didn't even mention what happened last week!"
Ken: "Must've been a filter episode"

Example 2:
Stacey: "Ugh, another filter episode! When are they going to continue the story?!"

by Teenage Dirtbag xo August 31, 2013

filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

filter tart

Somebody who makes themselves look more attractive than they are by heavily filtering every one of there photos .... making them look nothing like themselves ...

Man Kim Kardashian’s photos are so filtered , bet she don’t look anything like that , she’s a filter tart for sure

by Voodookreeper November 2, 2018

Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020

Filter Friend

A friend that tells everyone everything. You need to filter what you say to them, because they will undoubtedly tell everyone anything you say.

"so i heard you slept with dave.."
"WHAT? who told you that?"
"gina"
"that damn filter friend. i knew i shouldnt have told her!"

by sarakata September 14, 2007