A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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Someone that claims to be more than they actually are. They act "as if". They also want people to follow them because of their inflated self image and misrepresented self worth.
by Timptashun January 28, 2007
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Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.
by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011
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Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."
Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
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by Ssammay March 25, 2016
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I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.
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