filbert

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.

Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."

by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

fliberty jiggits

Befuddled or like an off day

I went to try on shoes and it was just fliberty jiggits.

by MadamTeacups March 11, 2014

Filbert

Another word for:
Fish Fillet
Fillet’o Fish
Big fat bird

🎵Filbert the big fat bird🎶

by ass+ass+in=Assassin December 1, 2019

flibertigibert

another word for thingamajig. A word to use when u just cant think of a word to say.

Oi i need that thing over there.
what thing???
that thing!
what the fuck are u talking about dickhead?'
THAT FLIBERTIGIBERT!
LOLZ

by bob April 1, 2005

Filbert

That NiGGa named Alan FoRTiN.

That mans really out here named mf Filbert, my dude.

by Long Dick John Son July 12, 2018

filiverto

A short man that is very mysterious and doesn't show his true emotions, most likely to be involved in black magic/ dark arts

Filiverto is weird where does he go at the middle of night

by smartguy23 October 13, 2014