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fibonasty

The act of masturbating twice in a row, followed by fornicating with one person, followed by a three-some, followed by a five-some, followed by an eight-person orgy, followed by a thirteen-person orgy, etc.
That fibonasty was crazy last night. There must have been at least 144 people in my house by the end.
by leonardo_fibonacci February 2, 2015
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fibonacci salad

A salad thats composed of the salad that was served yesterday and two days ago.
Rarely used to describe a good tasting salad.
Can be used to describe other non-fresh meals.

It's based on the "fibonacci" mathematical series that each number is composed of the two numbers before it (0,1,1,2,3,5,8 etc.)
Person 1: "I think they're serving fibonacci salad today"
Person 2: "Eww It tastes like the crap they served yesterday"
by Tomash91 January 11, 2009
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Fibonassism

The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.

Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times

"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".

-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023
Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"

Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)
by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023
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Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018
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Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233
"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."
by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010
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Fibonacci Fap February

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th
Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”
by Brady31 November 5, 2018
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fibonacci butt

The perfect butt shape, where the Fibonacci sequence fits perfectly in.
Did you seen that girls butt? It's like perfection, it's a fibonacci butt.
by jonasmind September 5, 2018
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