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Fibonassism

The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.

Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times

"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".

-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023
Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"

Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)
Fibonassism by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023
Related Words

Fibonassist 

A dunce who teaches others despite their MAJOR skill issues; A live example of pure Fibonassism
Guy 1: "AYO!! But my answers were straight up trash, how tf did I get full?"
Guy 2: "Looks like our beloved Fibonassist didn't know what the question was about XD"
Guy 2: "You still think Fibonassism isn't real?"
Guy 1: "No, sire! Long live the Fibos!"
Fibonassist by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023
Super fine good looking person who has a nasty naughtysexy body. Its fine and nasty combined
Damn that girl is finasty!
finasty by twotrick March 26, 2016

fishnasty 

The act of waiting for terri schaivo to die, then fucking her in the ass removing the last bit of nurishment she had, then fucking her feeding tube hole with it, and when you are about to pop, you defibrulate her and spunk in her mouth bringing her back to life
james cant wait for her to die so he can pull a fishnasty on her ass
fishnasty by 38 March 29, 2005

FionaStriker 

Someone who is sweet and fierce. Is your best friend and at the same time will put you in your place/keep you on your toes.
That girl is a FionaStriker
FionaStriker by FionaStriker August 19, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026