Fibonassism

The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.

Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times

"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".

-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023

Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"

Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)

Fibonassism by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023

Fibonassist 

A dunce who teaches others despite their MAJOR skill issues; A live example of pure Fibonassism

Guy 1: "AYO!! But my answers were straight up trash, how tf did I get full?"
Guy 2: "Looks like our beloved Fibonassist didn't know what the question was about XD"
Guy 2: "You still think Fibonassism isn't real?"
Guy 1: "No, sire! Long live the Fibos!"

Fibonassist by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023