"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.
It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.
by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009
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Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.
by For richer or pau-rer December 14, 2010
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Describes that co-worker who works obscene amounts of overtime, not for the necessity of actually getting his or her work done, but for the purpose of padding their paycheck and simultaneously avoiding their otherwise miserable home life.
"Wow, Stacey's work load must be really heavy right now, she has been here since zero dark thirty this morning!" "No, she's just working fauxvertime because she hates her life and is generally just a miserable person."
by fauxreal May 7, 2015
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Speaker 1: Did you see Celebrity X wearing that bohemian shirt?!
Speaker 2: She probably paid $200 for it, that's sooo fauxhemian
Speaker 2: She probably paid $200 for it, that's sooo fauxhemian
by autovatic October 1, 2005
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"I saw this beautiful girl across the room. However, on closer inspection I saw the plastic surgeons had gotten there first. *All* the plastic surgeons. My third fauxen sighting tonight--welcome to Vegas!"
by MyDogHasAPirateBeard July 12, 2015
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Everytime I see Salima she's always wearing those awful knock-off Chanel sunglasses with her too big to actually be a Chloe handbag. She's such a fauxista!
by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009
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by Eric_CA May 21, 2008
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