Fuxed

When someone tries to fix something but ends up making it worse.

A combination of fixed and fucked.

My neighbour tried to help me get my car to go faster but now it won't start. He fuxed it.

by MoonRabbit July 17, 2011

Fauxemo

The term used for a fake emo, someone who looks the part but isn't depressed all the time.

Josh: He's so emo, you know Charlie.
Gary: Nah man I know him better than you he's a fauxemo.

by Oh-she-is-amazing.Yupit'sjess August 6, 2009

Fauxdolences

False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.

"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"

"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."

by ericasisland February 18, 2013

FauxCD

Replacing on the colloquialization of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. OCD is a serious diagnosed disorder, while FauxCD is an explanation for everyday quirks.

"Ugh, I hate it when the T.V. volume is at 17, please change it: my FauxCD is killing me"

by Belligerent Typing November 20, 2013

FauxCD

When a person has OCD tenancies about certain things. Often with organisation of books and DVDs on a shelf, or where things are placed.

Dude, seriously, Matt has a serious case of FauxCD! Last week he castrated me because I put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!

by LaVillaStrangiato July 30, 2011

fuxed

A verb meaning "To make unstable or crash-prone". Often used in place of the verb "fixed".

Gateway fuxed your computer again?

by Tahitian Bob April 9, 2003

Fuxedo

Alternate version of "birthday suit."

Alice opened the bedroom door to find that John was lounging around in nothing but his fuxedo.

by Lambfudge August 31, 2013