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Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019
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Tupac's Fathers

People who have been said they they have fathered 2Pac:

Legs
Dr. Mutulu Shakur
Billy Garland
pac never knew his "real" father
by anonymous December 21, 2004
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fatheist

Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.
Guy A: Dude, I could totally nail this chick, you've gotta take her friend for me.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.
by J. Agnew June 22, 2010
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fatherslump

hey fatherslump is a W ”- 🤓”
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pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.
My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.
by mittens5483 November 7, 2023
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The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby
by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015
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Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023
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