worlds fastest golf cart

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".

1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.

by rod sterling June 15, 2013

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.

The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.

by The Kiddos June 19, 2010

SHUSH FATTIES

What a person says when s/he is immersed in loud, obnoxious fat people

Jack was listening to those fat, loud people talk on and on until he couldn't take it anymore. "SHUSH FATTIES" he hollered, causing the overweight people to be silent.

by starsVSroses February 11, 2015

fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009

fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021