When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009
Get the Fartuken mug.1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.
2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.
2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.
by jamspoon September 18, 2007
Get the carbon fartprint mug.The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.
by Stanley Sultanpuss January 3, 2009
Get the Fartuvial Intermission mug.The frequent and seemingly never ending expelling of gas (farts) over a short period of time.
One loud obnoxious fart right after another by the same person.
One loud obnoxious fart right after another by the same person.
My roommate's gas is so bad it's like fartapalooza in our apartment.
I had to leave the meeting and head to the bathroom to get rid of my fartapalooza.
Every time I eat burritos, it's like fartapalooza!
I had to leave the meeting and head to the bathroom to get rid of my fartapalooza.
Every time I eat burritos, it's like fartapalooza!
by Photo Pilot October 14, 2011
Get the Fartapalooza mug.A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
by Dinkum September 4, 2013
Get the fartspeak mug.Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.
Justin: How was your date ?
Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.
Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.
by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010
Get the Fartulence mug.Like constipated. But... fartipated.
You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?
Hence fartipated.
Hence fartipated.
by watermelongirl August 18, 2009
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