Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

Fauxpology

A fake or insincere apology.
Only delivered so you can move on with your damn life ,and appease the underserving recipient.

I issued my boss a fauxpology , so that I could finish up and leave early for a beach weekend.

by J-9-isms June 28, 2018

Fauxpology

A fauxpology is a non-apology offered when someone doesn't feel one fucking bit sorry.

Since he did not recognize nor care that he had caused offense, he tersely offered the following fauxpology: "I'm sorry if you were offended, but it's not like it's really a big deal eother way."

by RangerGeek August 31, 2019

faithology

1. A term used by Christians that colonize distant planets
2. The unified belief that Faith is the founding princiles behind religion
3. The belief that understanding can be gained through the use of faith

Faithology is the systematic study of faith--as it relates to Jesus Christ.

by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of Behold the Face October 23, 2003

fartology

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas

I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014

AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

by nigel simpson March 15, 2007