Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

Anti-bac Fap

When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.

John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.

John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.

by Builtuponthesand February 9, 2015

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Fap Roulette

A trend of posing conditions to a masturbation (fap) session. Such as what objects to use, what images/videos to use, how long, what hand, where to end, what to wear, etc. and these decided by the chance of random numbers (roulette) by any number generator, especially the number given to the comment/post in sites such as 4chan.

Damn it! My fap roulette says I have to wear girl panties. If I don't do it, I lose the thrill next time I use the fap roulette. If I do it, bad on it's own terms.

by Virtualban November 18, 2013

Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.

Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Fap Free February

Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.

This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.

Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.

peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha

by ASecondChance November 2, 2019

Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017