FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 2, 2008

Funicide

To kill the fun

Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE

by SimonRuinedMyBirthday April 3, 2009

Fungicide

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally

When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide

by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017

Faticide

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

by intheclutch June 3, 2011

Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.

After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)

by jfraatz September 22, 2009

faticize

Fantasizing about a fat person.

I always faticize about Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah locked in a sweet scissory embrace.

by Charlie the Tiger January 18, 2011

fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013