facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

123 Fake St.

The address that EVERYONE should use when lying about their real address.

"Oh, you want to know where I live?" "Um... I'm on 123 Fake St. right by the 7-11."

by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003

Fakeation

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

Fakesgiving

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.

I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.

by kellerma November 15, 2009

Fakespeare

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

by Operactress May 17, 2011

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.

Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.

by sp00ki September 15, 2006

faketriotism

Faketriotisim
Feyk-tree-uh-tiz-uh m

noun
1. fake love, support, and defense of one's country; national false loyalty.

The amount of faketriotism in the united states is depressing. You have to read and understand the laws set forth by the forefathers to be patriotic. Not make up your own rules by your opinions, which is unpatriotic.

by MindKind75 January 21, 2017