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fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
by MasterBastard April 27, 2006
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fadatarian

Someone who promotes the latest humanity-aid crisis because everyone else is.
"He reposted the Kony 12 video, but he's just a fadatarian."
by badfads071 June 20, 2012
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fauxtarian

fauxtarian:
1)
used occasionally as a political term for contrived, inconsistent political platforming, often leaning negative and at times radically so
2)new - general definition + lifestyle application:
any person who adapts a platform with an outward show of its belief and adherence, who in actuality only follows said platform when convenient. fauxtariansism is more an attempt at creating depth of personality via conviction, with tangential attempts at garnering attention through its repeated declarations, rather than it being a lifestyle decision implemented with consistency - and without fanfare - in one's day to day.
2)
a fauxtarian will snarf a bratwurst one day and the next day make a big fuss over meat served in some other context, calling self a "vegetarian" to anyone in earshot. a fauxtarian will call self an animal activist and drive a car with leather upholstery. a fauxtarian will serve their kids pre-fab mac n cheese whilst shopping - and boasting - of one's own gourmet/organic adherence.
by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015
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Fascitarian

Someone who eats fascists, either as a part of, or as their complete diet.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m a fascitarian.

Person 2: Damn, those Nazis better watch out!
by ayeflumples January 4, 2020
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factarian

A truth warrior who never takes information at face value and always fact-checks before sharing.
Even in the face of a barrage of viral memes and sensational headlines, Jane refused to share anything until she'd thoroughly fact-checked it herself, proving once again that she was a true factarian and a warrior for truth.
by sergeantwonder April 16, 2023
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fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.
He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!
by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012
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