fagnet

(n) a straight guy who is considered VERY attractive by homosexual guys--so much so that many will openly flirt with him. frequently the fagnet will get more attention from men than from women and subsequently feel like he would have better luck on the dating scene if he were in fact gay.

etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"

guy 1: i don't like this bar. tonight, 3 girls have told me to drop dead and 4 dudes have smacked me on the ass. that's like a negative track record.
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.

by jodyOs March 31, 2010

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Faggernaut

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.

I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!

by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

Manny Fagnet

Straight male that attracts homosexual males.

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.

by Doc K September 5, 2008

Fagher

Fagher is the word used to describe the father of a homosexual. This can be used as an insult yet it can also be seen as the polite way to label their fathers. It was commonly derived from teen speak and lead to a new craze in what to use to insult fathers of gays.

Example
Jay Loh: "Did you hear that Carrum's dad is a Fagher?"
Pat Cooney: "Everyone frigging knows that already!"
Carrum Browders: "My Father, Detroit is not a Fagher! And I'm not gay! You are because you didn't tell me what was on the bio sac and that you all don't let me eat your food/lend me your money!"

by guguinga November 27, 2018

Fagvertisment

Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.

Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!

Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!

by LL;NOHBGIWFY4EH9NPYIFBUGH89TRE October 24, 2019

Fagvertising

Advertising yourself as a faggot (homosexual) through the way you speak, act or dress.

Jesus Mitchell, stop fagvertising, that guy over there will take it seriously.

by Yakoob51 February 2, 2020