Fedon

A Fedon can be found spending his days sitting on a back porch while painstakingly whittling wood into a non artistic object while using nothing but his trusty pocket knife.

Fedon: “I carve moose antlers because deer antlers are too small and elk antlers are too porous.”

by motorboatingboobies August 1, 2019

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005

Fredonia, NY

Western NY's pot capital, academic party scene, party town, college town, college party town, THE. SHIT., where the only good car is a crown vic car.

Hey man, what's up?

Fredonia, NY is up.

by Is Steve around? March 17, 2011

fadonk

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong

bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Fredonia

SUNY school that is the last stop before entering hells gate (Canada). Very plentiful with bongo playing hippies, underachieving hipsters who could not get into any New York city schools as well as anyone who has picked up a guitar in their life and claims to be a musician. The only thing of any relevance is the campus weight room and hockey team. If you attend you will major in kan jam or crying when the Buffalo Bills lose every game.

When in Fredonia make sure you visit Sunny's so you can take home 18 year old girls after their boyfriends are puking or being arrested. Make sure you buy her Street Meat so their is more than one regret that night.

by BO$$666 July 8, 2010