facetatt rap

Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome

Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!

by CoolGuy6942069 January 9, 2019

foretoast

A foretoast is usually served with Nutella, it is a delectable post pizza snack. A staple amongst heifers.

"Dean an foretoast le nutella"

by Foretoast June 9, 2023

Faketastic

The emotion you feel when you are so entrenched in the plain and ordinary, but must fake the excitement associated with feeling fantastic.

I just got redeployed at work and now I'm on a team that hates my guts. So with a big faketastic smile on my face, I said "thanks, I'm so happy to be here.

by Wonder Woman 70 August 14, 2009

Facecasting

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009

Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

fecetastic

pleasantly awkward

The fecetastic meeting of my girlfriend's parents and I made for an interesting evening.

by Rusty Molla January 15, 2009