fonejacker

a fonejacker seizes control of a telephone conversation to divert it from reason and logic

fonejacker is also a great new show on e4,thursdays at 10.30

by random cheese September 10, 2007

facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

Facejack

To masturbate to someone's uploaded pictures on facebook

i was so horny that i looked up emily on facebook and facejacked until 1 am

by jackoffasaurous Rex June 25, 2010

facejacking

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.

Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking

by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010

Facefucker

Someone who fucks a mouth and throats. Also known as throatfuck. It's a more active role than receiving a blow job.

The Facefucker held my head while facefucking me deepthroat.

by Sebulator July 27, 2016

Facejack

The act of hijacking a friend's Facebook wall.

The dude facejacked my wall the other day with mother jokes.

by Jack Rabbit Flats January 5, 2010

facekicker

A person who has kicked you in the face.

"You kicked me in the face, you fucking facekicker!"

by kyarorain December 9, 2008