FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.

Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011

Faceboak

The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak

Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?

Jim: No I have Faceboak....

by BigFanDan September 20, 2009

Failbreak

A jailbreak that can't run tweaks.

Did chpwn release his jailbreak?

Nah bro, it's a failbreak

by kirb January 6, 2013

Facebrag

To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook

Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

Facebraggart

The act of posting only statuses that depict you as happy wealthy and wonderful.

If I see Darla facebraggart one more status about her perfect day, dinner, hot tub or carribean vacation Im totally gonna defriend her.

by scarpettasautopsy June 21, 2009

Facebrick

The process of adding someone to your Facebook friends that you have no intention of contacting, interacting with or viewing in any way purely to grow the number of friends you have. The "Facebrick" builds up your friends as a builder would build a house out of bricks.

Your Friend: Wow you've got like 200 friends on Facebook
Me/You: Yeah but most of them are Facebricks

by Kaostheory777 October 18, 2008