One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.
Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.
by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009
Get the Fauxballer mug.someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.
guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
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A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
by stevie September 13, 2003
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A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
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Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
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