facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook

Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

Facebraggart

The act of posting only statuses that depict you as happy wealthy and wonderful.

If I see Darla facebraggart one more status about her perfect day, dinner, hot tub or carribean vacation Im totally gonna defriend her.

by scarpettasautopsy June 21, 2009

facebreak

n. To take an extended break from Facebook ... also facebreakation

Hey, I would've added you as a Top Friend, but I didn't get your invite - I'm having a facebreak. Yeh. I've been on a facebreakation since August.

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

FaceBurned

Getting burned by someone you rehookup with after facebook reunited the two of you.

I don't want to get faceburned, but I cant wait to see him again.

They were setting a date for their wedding and then he faceburned her.

by Margo... October 25, 2010

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007