Fact Bomb

When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.

Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?

by Snarkzilla February 3, 2014

Facaf

This is the informal way of saying the words "Fuck Off"
It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.

Sal- Hey Whats up
Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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by Dr.Pham October 12, 2011

facadebook

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.

Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?

by pir8 June 13, 2009

drunk fact

a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them

Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"

by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010

FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

fact Jack

A statement that is true in the absolute sense, and will not even tolerate a discussion.

Origin: the cinematic masterpiece Stripes.

General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?

Soldier: That's a fact Jack!

Additional Soldiers: That's a fact Jack!

by frisco3 April 22, 2008