Floor gang

An audience of generally correct people. Also allies with cabinet gang to take down ceiling gang.

Floor gang! Imagine being ceiling...

by Crelliott April 20, 2020

floortje

Floortje is a amazing and loyal friend. Her name means ‘Flowering’ in Latin. This describes her personality perfectly! She is always trying to bring positivity to the world and help people. But because she is insure about herself, she doesn’t always shows her geest personality. But she Will grow up in to a strong and beautiful woman. She is the girl everyone wants. But no one can get. You’re lucky to be her friend.

Floortje is my Best Friend!

by Lovedoctorx May 3, 2018

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor is a massive meme as of September 2019, and is said whenever somthing is blatantly obvious.

Zack: dude this orange is orange
Greg: HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR
Zack: wtf man

by Dead_Memer September 26, 2019

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."

by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

Floorgorgastin

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003