FMOIG

FMOIG - Follow Me On Instagram

I'm not really sure why Instagram is considered to be two separate words. This is usually seen scribbled on public transportation vessels by low-income high school children.

"FMOIG @pretty_boss_bitch"

by hashbrowngetta January 29, 2014

FMOIML

The formula for multiplying a binomial by a trinomial; stands for:

First
Middle
Outer
Inner
Middle
Last

(x+1)(x2+x+1) = x3+2x2+1 by FMOIML-ing

Aaron: How do you solve #1?
Philip: You FMOIML it!
Aaron: Thanks! That's revolutionary!

by Philip/Aaron March 22, 2007

FMOD

FMOD: Follow Me Or Die
twitter reference

Jane: Follow me on twitter
Oliver: Follow me first
Jane: FMOD bitch

by tweetmeordiehomicatz January 24, 2011

FMOB

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS!

I can't believe he did that, FMOB, you won't catch me doing that sort of thing!

by The Cat C August 17, 2010

FMOFO

Acronym for "fuck me or fuck off". An attitude in which if a person is sexually attracted to someone else, they either want to be dating/having sex with them or not associate with them at all, because just being friends isn't good enough.

1. "I'm not doing that friendzone shit, Modwina. fmofo"

2. "So I told Gretchen I don't feel like dating so now she's giving me the cold shoulder. She's such an fmofo."

by slasher666 March 5, 2016

FMODL

a fat, stupid, stubby slut who wears clothes that are too tight for her and bind into her fat rolls.

the fmodl was stalking her x-boyfriend who doesn't like her anymore

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

FMOB

Fingering My Own Butthole

-I had a great FMOB session today.

-I FMOB'ed for 3 hours today.

by Fashpart Manjeet November 21, 2011