flump

the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart

The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd.

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005

Flump

When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist bump and their hands collide in a dissapointing way

"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "

by ArmyInfantry11B September 17, 2016

Flump

A censored version of the sinful f word.

WHAT THE FLUMP

by nadoo003 August 29, 2017

Flump

Northern English term for the bulge in the gusset of a females knickers (flump). Sometimes referred to as a camal toe.

'Wow, look at her flump

'She's a flump like a boxers glove'

by Daily flumper January 3, 2019

Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

Flump

1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.

2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.

The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.

by Mad Doc G March 8, 2009

flump

To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'

by Roz February 15, 2004