When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .
by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))
Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?
Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...
Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?
Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...
Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
by Italiana0 August 5, 2010

to have had sex with.
by theFlarper August 3, 2010

An accidental transition caused by indecision.
The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
by Ericaw December 9, 2007

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment
by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018
