Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!

by Italiana0 August 5, 2010

flarped

to have had sex with.

That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

by Ericaw December 9, 2007

Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005

Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018