flapping

The act of eating a girl's pussy aggressively- similar to motorboating but down below

Present tense
"What you up to dave mate?"
"nothin' much, just flapping the shit outta my girlfriend"

Past tense
"Alright dave?"
"Yeah mate just flapped the shit outta my girlfriend last night"

Future tense
"whatcha doin' tonight dave?"
"gunna flap the shit outta my girlfriend mate"

The process is remarkably similar to the gif below

by maddogdave May 15, 2016

Flap

A 'Flap' is the name derived for a woman who you wouldn't necessarily 'go out with' or 'date' but you'd definitely have sex with.

"She's definitely a flap!"

"I don't think she's like that fit, but she's a flap"

"Her eyes don't really do it for me, she must be a flap"

by Bowms and Buns February 22, 2013

Flap

Not responding to text, or calls: avoiding people: Not following through with word/or promise.

"I thought you were gonna hit me up?"

Oh, i forgot.

"Shut up you a FLAP!!!"

-____-

by NDP!! February 7, 2013

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

flaps

Derogatory for workers at big box/chain, auto parts retailers that employ low skilled workers. F-ucking L-ocal A-uto P-arts S-tore.

The idiot at the FLAPS gave me the wrong part again.

by hutch1200 September 21, 2011

flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019

Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 2, 2014