florpglorp

really high jean shorts

gurl you need to get yourself a pair of florpglorps🤑😜

by slayslurpbaddie February 28, 2023

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017

Florp

To make sexual motions towards one.

Oh shit jermy is Florping you, I can't be near you, sorry.

by Florper January 29, 2019

florp e dorp

A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...

"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"

"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."

by Elephant Flower Pants February 3, 2017

Florping

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.

I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.

by Yaj Dkc February 3, 2012

florp

To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.

"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"

by Amy Outbreak May 30, 2008

florpus

Nothing

Ghosts are not real. They are nothing more than pure Florpus

by Gtesvjilbdd July 2, 2018