fat baby's dick

one of the highest forms of not giving a fuck

john: did you hear Mary had a kid

tom: bro i dont give a fat baby's dick

by dont poke the bear December 16, 2013

dick fat

The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

Dick Fat

A fat friend who's being a dick, or just a fat dick.

"Shut up dick fat!"

by veganrichy July 25, 2009

fat gorilla dick

thething i crave

ay man what turns you on? fat gorilla dick. What?

by mixitel August 15, 2021

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

by Megamoistman69420 December 12, 2021