FAP

This is a newly created meaning of the popular male masterbating sound effect. This definition is more of an acronym meaning "Fat Pussy". FA= fat, P= pussy.

Guy1: "Woah! Lela Star has a real fap."
Guy2: "Yeah, she named it Fatcat.
Guy1: "Well it is a fat puss.

by Finncity95 October 04, 2011

FAP

Feehely's Ass Pizza, an up and coming pizza chain owned by a close friend. Famous for it's wide range of delectable toppings such as dingleberries or semen and served with their famous drink, Pink Period Juice.

I went to FAP last night and got a Dingleberry Lover's Supreme with a large PPJ.

by PuckeringHideo May 10, 2005

FAP

FAP: Fair Access Policy (FAP) when you exceed the, facebook, WildBlue, HughesNet, quota for the amount of data that may be downloaded during a typical day. On the facebook site they give you a limited number of people that you may add in one day. You will receive a penalty for add more, " Invitations " than they allow. facebook limit is about 30, and it doesn't matter if these invitations are your Family members ! However the games facebook offers allows you to,
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?

Hey, Man I've been FAP again by the Freaking FaceBook Commies !

Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !

I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!

by MagicLanternProductions March 22, 2010

FAP

FAP stands for www.findapix.com, a popular picture rating site, as well as a person's picture on www.findapix.com

1. Hey, I saw your FAP, you look nice.
2. Do you have FAP?

by kasparov March 14, 2004

FAP

acronym for Fat As Possible. sweating is often a side-effect of being FAB.

"Dude, i'm sweating, and its making me feel fat and uncomfortable!"

"Cuz we're FAP."

by bigriles71 August 31, 2008

fap fap fap

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003

fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 02, 2009