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F.T.W.

For the Win
Used in online gaming, such as Everquest or World of Warcraft
Lvl 57 Battle Axe of the Moonslayer FTW!!!
by gmrgrrrl August 21, 2005
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F.T.N.

Short for 'Fuck the Navy'. Usually written as graffiti on the walls of U.S. Navy ship's heads (i.e., restrooms, shithouses, shitters), walls around chow lines, and wooden benches. It is often believed that these statements result from job frustration and the belief that the sailors' efforts are not appreciated by the sailors' superiors, family members, or the nation as a whole. More commonly, it arises from heterosexual frustration due to the fact that there are no women to sleep with when you are on a ship (Navy is 90% male, 10% female, and most of the women get cushy shore duty billets anyway).
Petty Officer Shortshank bent down, unbuttoned his thirteen-button bell-bottom trousers (the stupidest pants in the history of pants), and repainted the toilet bowl a grim greenish, chocolate brown. He looked at the walls beside him, both of which were so close that they touched both of his elbows. On the starboard side was a glory hole and on the port side a piece of gum had been stuck onto the wall and formed into the shape of a nipple, surrounded by the words "This is the only tit you'll see today, squid." He did not, however, see any of that thin, pulpy shit paper he needed to wipe the smelly residue from last night's Schlitzfest from his hind quarters. Even the shitpaper holder had been ripped from the wall. In its place were the letters 'F.T.N.' Shortshank sighed and said, "You got that right.'
by ScrantonWordMeister February 17, 2010
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F.T.P

F.T.P. is the acronym for the term "Fuck Tha Police" which was actually coin in the year 1988 by the late, great, American rap artist...Mr. Eazy-E! (RIP)
Fuck Tha Police or F.T.P. is a song by rap group NWA that was written in 1988! "In the case of NWA vs. The Police Department.....Fuck Tha Police!"
F.T.P man hate them
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F@T James

A F@T James is a alcoholic beverage consisting of Wkd blue, Smirnoff ice, and classy west coast cooler Rose in the Perfect concoction by either "the" Conor Macken or his main man Jonesy.
This desired cocktail is dates back to "early on in the Night" where the Inventor (James) wanted a more modern take and up class the "Fat Frog".

This drink is normally ordered in four pint glasses, and drank two at a time.
Let's get a batch of F@T James's
by I have no idea what I'm doing February 24, 2015
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F.T. no wax

doing something smooth and clean on the first try.
alex: did you see me land that fucking crook varial out?
Zach: F.T. no wax motherfucker.
by alex vagina October 24, 2006
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F.T.S

(F)uck (T)his (S)hit.
Dude 1: Man I pissed my pants, F.T.S!
by mec567 March 29, 2009
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f.t.h

Man f.t.h
by 2002worldboi May 25, 2019
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