excromential

The increasing frequency of Executive Bullshit. (every Word out of the President's mouth)

Local flatuloquist Phil McCracken was released Friday, after being charged with,"Putting words in the President's mouth."
McCracken pleaded,"Dubya was excromential! I just couldn't keep up!"

by C.J, February 22, 2009

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excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

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Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

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soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

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To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

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Extremetories

A combonation of the words "extremety" and crematory". It is used to describe a pair of pants and/or underwear that places your genital extremites in an uncomfortable state of excessive heat.

BertholamuleYo ma dude i can't wear those extremetories when yo girl is around. Sumthin might pop up.

Oswin: yo dont talk like that ma nigguh. u talkin bout get wood off my bitch.

Bertholamule: damn mang i was just tryna explain myself to you on a deeper emotional level.

Oswin: sokay.

by SychoSurge January 11, 2009

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