1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang.

2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.
1. "I can't get wood."

2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert."
by Ciepher May 14, 2006
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1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.
Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.
by Ludwigofid October 11, 2015
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(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait
by Crazy_Larry222 November 26, 2017
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Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.
“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
Damn bro are u smashing?”
by Knowsalot3 March 02, 2019
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