Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

by The Sieve August 15, 2009

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exacerbate

To masturbate furiously, and to the point of utter exhaustion

Last night, I went home, and exacerbated for literally 3 hours...I've never slept better
or...
She's so hot. You don't know how many times I've exacerbated while thinking about her

by jmag123 January 13, 2009

Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

Exacerbate

To make worse or to worsen; opposite of helping

Jimmy's attempts to gain recongnition inhigh school only exacerbated his already troublesome identity crisis.

by Mac11 October 7, 2004

Exacerbate

The term used to describe the practice of masturbating to exhaustion as a quality form of exercise.

I totally killed my workout yesterday - I had to exacerbate to failure for 5 sets!

by Master Exacerbater October 25, 2012