eternal wipe

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.

Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."

by Joe Bough October 7, 2006

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

by charmander<3 December 28, 2005

eternal suffering

school

school is my eternal suffering

by bruhmomentomgwoah June 27, 2020

eternal optimist

1. A person who never ceases to give up hope in something they believe.

2. A person who will continue to believe in something or a positive outcome till the end of time.

That James is such an eternal optimist, i have never seen him worried a day of his life.

by D2012 November 26, 2007

eternal love

a feeling that is too difficult to define. a love that will last forever. true, eternal love is the most powerful thing known to anyone and anything. No power is stronger. an unbreakable bond between two soulmates destined for each other. It can never wither or die. The greatest power to ever exist. an endless, neverending, ETERNAL love......

eternal love....how wuld u say it?
only change the lettering
"my love for you is eternal"

by Fin-Mad Kid September 19, 2006

Eternal Atake

The Album that cured everyone’s depression In 2020

Aye bro, did you listen to Eternal Atake? I don’t wanna shoot up the school anymore

by LilGungy March 6, 2020

Eternal Darkness

One of the best horror games for the Gamecube,it was previously made to be a N64 game, the insanity effects gives you many hallucinations that occur to your character, giving you the idea of what's real or what's all in your head.

You play as many different characters that were chosen by destiny and were bound to a book made from human skin and bones called the "Tome of Eternal Darkness" in order to save the world from zombies and a crazed warlock from summoning an Ancient and dark god to come back into the world and ending humanity as we know it.

My friend Joey: "Dude that insanity effect with the chick in the tub of blood.....I'm never playing this game again"
Me: "Sissy..."

by Dirge February 1, 2005