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Engorphed

Guy 1: "Hey Jim come over here"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? I'm engorphed right now"
by BMerf March 6, 2016
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rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.
guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll
by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019
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Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.
ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.
by Jim April 15, 2006
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enron

1. like to company "Enron" (once a good company, gone bankrupt because of their ways). this a unisex term for one who has the illusion that they are highly valuable, has great morals, and is attractive; but in reality, they are goldiggers, liars, and overall whores sneaking behind your back.

2. the hidden office codename for a skank.
co-worker A: "damn, you see that new girl that came in today for her interview?"

co-worker B: "yeah, man i wouldn't tap that if i were you; Rob used to date her, said she's an enron"

co-worker A: "what the fuck?...aw hell naw you serious?"

co-worker B: " it's been confirmed, she's already fucked like 5 random dudes here in one month"

co-worker A: "DO NOT WANT...my dick deserves better than that"
by Mr.Pipez October 17, 2010
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dual enrollment

The most awesome form of education that ever came into existence.
When a high school student can take college classes, and with those classes, can earn both high school credit and college credit. The government is trying to make it cost money, but as of now, it is free in a lot of U.S. states, including Florida. (However, scholarships will probably cover it in the near future).
Dual enrollment is surprisingly easier than AP or IB, especially since it usually takes place at community or state colleges.
It is also a great preparation for "real college" (as in, college after high school).
Person1: Johnny is $100,000 in college debt? Wow...

Person2: Yeah, I guess he's stuck taking out loans for 4 full years of college because he didn't take advantage of dual enrollment.

Person1: That's dumb. Yeah, I started college as a junior because dual enrollment earned me an AA Degree before I graduated high school.
by pulcino September 11, 2013
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ENGR 131

The first year engineering class you take at Purdue where no one knows what they are doing (not even the teacher's assistants or professors most of the time). The class goes all the way through the semester like this and everyone gets A's.
Freshman asks sophomore: "What did you do in ENGR 131?"

Sophomore: "Nobody knew, but we still all got A's.
by SteevyT March 17, 2011
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ENGR195

One of the most bullshit classes you'll take in Purdue's College of Engineering. You learn how to be a good team member, make games, and do other tasks that aren't related to engineering.
What did you do in ENGR195 today?
We played with Play-Doh.
by Purdue Engineering Student November 5, 2009
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