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New England Riot

A Normal Riot
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.

A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
by Hakuzo-ryou January 31, 2008
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When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007
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'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.

Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
by YourMother'sUnderwearDrawer August 31, 2013
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England is my city

An extremely important quote by the famous philosopher Jake Paul. And to all of you who think Nick Crompton was responsible for the quote, watch this: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTKT1YAFa0
Jake Paul: ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Random guy: And Africa is my local supermarket
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close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007
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me no speakerino propeller englando

Gibberish for "I can't speak proper English". Commonly used by trolls that want to take the piss.
-"Hey dude, can you help me out please?"
-"Me no speakerino propeller englando".
by Kekbur420 June 11, 2017
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englend

a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin
(10 years ago) Urban Dictionary user: England is a part of the United Kingdom, a country in Europe.

(Now) Urban Dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin
by pejafme December 18, 2020
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