English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

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The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.
Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...
by A student 2410 March 02, 2017
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A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony
Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.
by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004
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People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
by Doruk bey August 14, 2019
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An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.
You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher
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worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason
Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same
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A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 02, 2023
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