Home enterpayment

Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.

Derived from the words entertainment and payment.

Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..

Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.

by magnoliatangerine April 14, 2011

_EnderEli

The best competitive Super Smash Flash 2 player of all time. His other aliases are _Ender, Ender, and the G.O.A.T. of SSF2. He has taken wins off of every player he's ever fought in tournament. When he first played the game, he already had immense natural talent and was a top player but as of currently he has not dropped a single game to any SSF2 player in the past several months. The SSF2 Community has put a $50,000 bounty on his head for anyone who can take a Best-of-5 tournament set off of _EnderEli.

Random SSF2 player: Have you ever watched a tournament set of _EnderEli before? He's hella goated.
Other random SSF2 player: FR! I wanna be Ender when I grow up! Talented ass player..

by Your Average SSF2 Rando March 19, 2021

endorphinized

To have a high level of endorphins in the blood.
To be in high euphoric state.

After that eww wii John was highly endorphinized.

by John Minter and Mike D'haem January 28, 2009

enterprise code

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

bender ender

When you consume something to the point when you never want to consume it again.

"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"

by badback9 February 16, 2014

endorphin walrus

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")

"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012