A woman who takes it in the face
by s0meguy5 February 22, 2010
Get the Empowered woman mug."So I look across the parking lot and see a white Volkswagen van speeding towards us. It pulled to a stop about 15 feet away from us, and what I saw then will haunt my dreams forever. All the doors on the van opened up and out poured 7 emos wielding lightsabers. They rushed my friends and beat their asses to the curb. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone...it was pure emownage."
by a_god September 16, 2006
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Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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Emowshuns are like when you don't normally feel happiness or sadness from other human beings and living creatures, but you feel emotions from words.
Emowshuns.
Emowshuns are like when you don't normally feel happiness or sadness from other human beings and living creatures, but you feel emotions from words.
Emowshuns.
"That picture made me feel happy, yet sad."
"Wow, you have emotions?"
"Nope. I have emowshuns. Completely different thing."
"Wow, you have emotions?"
"Nope. I have emowshuns. Completely different thing."
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by Ambeyy December 6, 2019
Get the The Curvy Empowerment Project mug.See this is kinda what you have been suggesting all along without any sign of actually meaning it ..
Said all I need to about that …
Feel free to correct me anytime … obviously I would be approachable or let you know when (anytime) I would be ready for a … yep well wtf kinda chat .. guessing you also have questions you’d like to actually know the answer too …
Strange things early days were just that … beyond strange .. I swear that day I upset you big time (you were playing devils advocate and knew it, in my time of raw grief btw) I heard what you said to me in head. I will show you who’s … and the word I used …
I replied .. same way but lost that ability after all the repeated fuckery and saying I had enough … strangely it worked .. my end anyway, haven’t felt connection like that since .. or seem to know how to retrieve it … tbh I haven’t really tried …
Said all I need to about that …
Feel free to correct me anytime … obviously I would be approachable or let you know when (anytime) I would be ready for a … yep well wtf kinda chat .. guessing you also have questions you’d like to actually know the answer too …
Strange things early days were just that … beyond strange .. I swear that day I upset you big time (you were playing devils advocate and knew it, in my time of raw grief btw) I heard what you said to me in head. I will show you who’s … and the word I used …
I replied .. same way but lost that ability after all the repeated fuckery and saying I had enough … strangely it worked .. my end anyway, haven’t felt connection like that since .. or seem to know how to retrieve it … tbh I haven’t really tried …
Anyways .. if what you wrote is you and all true and correct … yep we would empower each other (I know part of my spirituality is actually linked to you … maybe as you were the bloody catalyst ..
Thanks for that btw … and I actually mean that more than you will perhaps ever know
For the record I didn’t leave my wife because of it for you …. I left as the only thing to do once I knew how wrong it all was .. best for both of us ….
You and me … never thought this would ever come to be and still don’t and explained that thought pattern long ago … and would never ask you to make that choice .. only choose one or the other … ie no more definitions if your situation hasn’t changed or in that process
Also we don’t know each other at all … so why would you take a risk on a whim without …
This is where you start to make no sense .. and surely you can see this from my perspective?
Thanks for that btw … and I actually mean that more than you will perhaps ever know
For the record I didn’t leave my wife because of it for you …. I left as the only thing to do once I knew how wrong it all was .. best for both of us ….
You and me … never thought this would ever come to be and still don’t and explained that thought pattern long ago … and would never ask you to make that choice .. only choose one or the other … ie no more definitions if your situation hasn’t changed or in that process
Also we don’t know each other at all … so why would you take a risk on a whim without …
This is where you start to make no sense .. and surely you can see this from my perspective?
by LetsTalkAboutX January 30, 2023
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