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Keyboard Empowerment
A sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. Typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. Also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. This is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.
Guy 1: "Fuck all you noobs out there! When slavery finally comes back I hope you all get put into it! Haxorz 4 lyfe!!
Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
Keyboard Empowerment by John Coktoastin October 13, 2009
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A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
emowobble by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Emowolf
A wolf that is lonely and has had his or her heart broken so much he or she feels outcasted. He or she feels unwanted and unloved by everyone. All he or she wants in life is to just know that someone cares about him or her and loves him or her. Emowolf is usually really caring and loving and hates to see others upset.