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emowobble 

v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
emowobble by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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Emowobble 

The semi-rythmic swaying of underweight, emotionally distressed suburbanites, usually done to songs about girls who left the singer. Never results in a moshpit.

Also, anyone who wants to bish me out for this, can deal with it. I have emo friends, and they okayed this
James: Yo man, look at all those kids emowobble, it's like the wave, but depressed!
Emowobble by Twitchard December 7, 2006
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EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid
someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it
EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022

Emobobblehat 

The best and kindest mutual i ever had <3 !

best splatoon tiktoker
Person 1: Have you ever heard of emobobblehat ?

person 2: Yes, theyre my moot !!

Emobubbles

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Emobubbles by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

emobobblehat 

my funniest mutual <3

better then everybody else and probably way cooler too

actually no probably

also very hot💪💪
(Not cool person): “I hate emobobblehat”

Blake (THATS ME💪): wHAT *eats them*
emobobblehat by blakeisverygay April 8, 2022

emobobblehat 

A really cool splatoon tiktoker!! Who makes really enjoyable content who also looks really cool 😎
Hey have you heard of emobobblehat their my favourite tiktoker
emobobblehat by DeltaName April 7, 2022
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