"So I look across the parking lot and see a white Volkswagen van speeding towards us. It pulled to a stop about 15 feet away from us, and what I saw then will haunt my dreams forever. All the doors on the van opened up and out poured 7 emos wielding lightsabers. They rushed my friends and beat their asses to the curb. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone...it was pure emownage."
by a_god September 19, 2008

"So I look across the parking lot and see a white Volkswagen van speeding towards us. It pulled to a stop about 15 feet away from us, and what I saw then will haunt my dreams forever. All the doors on the van opened up and out poured 7 emos wielding lightsabers. They rushed my friends and beat their asses to the curb. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone...it was pure emownage."
by a_god September 16, 2006
