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elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020
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Elyan

A person who is certainly one of a kind. Their eyes are typically golden and warm, with a smile just as inviting. A person who makes you forgive the world because they are in it, and a soul which makes up for all of the bad. Oh, the excitement in the topic of Elyan. You will love them, and they will love you, but not a sort of love you see in movies, a type of love written on pages of an old book. They are a safe haven and have an essence worth drowning in.
Person 1: Is this what love feels like?

Person 2: Pft yeah, they ARE an Elyan after all.
by gracexo March 11, 2021
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Elias Nathaniel

Elias Nathenial is the sweetest, most cutest, dorkyest guy to ever exsist. He's romantic, kind, athletic, smart, and loves crazy socks. Elias Nathaniel is loves everything that starts with a P, pink, peguins, puns, piano, etc. One day, he will grow up to be the absolute best in any career he sets out to do.

If Elias Nathaniel is dating you, your one lucky girl, don't you dare let him go, you'll break him more then you'd know, and he deserves better.
Elias Nathaniel is an amazing ultimate frisbee player.
by Georgia Minx March 2, 2019
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Elias

Elias

A term used to describe the most amazing and one of a kind person you will ever meet. An elias is sweet, caring, honest, very funny, loving, lovable, adorable, trustworthy, understanding, kind, talented, intelligent and just plain perfect.

Elias's are the best at everything they do. He is that one guy that will make you feel beautiful on the inside and out, just the same way he is. He doesn't have a single hate bone in his body, and he's very positive and always tries to look on the bright side.
He is not afraid to speak what is on his mind, he is very social, out going and knows how to have a good time. He is very fun to talk to and always keeps the conversation going.

Elias is used when a person is very loyal and trustworthy, you can always trust an elias. He listens to you and will try to help with anything he can because thats just the kind of person he is.
He is charming and very handsome. Elias's have girls chasing them all the time. Elias is when a man has no main feature because of how attractive he is.
He can be sensitive and romantic but has a very strong and independant personality all in all.

Beyond Perfect, is the word to describe an eli/ eliasy/ elias.
You're a very very lucky person if you know a person who is described or named elias. And you're the luckiest girl in the world if he turns out as the love of your life.

Its hard not to love elias. <3
Someone: That guy is so perfect
Rahaf: I know, hes elias<3
by Rahafffash September 24, 2013
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Elias Time

When its time to gather the kids in your basement (dead or alive) and do unspeakable things to them.
It is now Elias Time!
by MoonCricket777 May 20, 2020
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Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.
I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.
by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009
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Elastigirl

Me: I’m actually gay for elastigirl tbh
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g
by sodium-chloride June 27, 2018
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