essay

what you are probably avoiding doing by being on this website in the first place

essay? nah. ummm, lets seeee... Urban dictionary!

by curly dude January 24, 2011

Extended Essay

4000 words of pure pain, insomnia, coffee and supreme procrastination. EE for enemies. Works effectively as catalyst to extinguish its victims' sleep time. Will cause its victims to curse their own existence, doubt their eventual intelligence (most of the times just leftovers of it, due to World Lit, ToK and other kinds of cerebral massacre) and devote to coffee-ism. Finding a way of distorting a very simple idea into a million-word sentence, in a desperate attempt to cover as many words as possible.

Time 1: Hey, what's up?
Time 2: I have to go, there is a guy trying to work on his Extended Essay. Gotta go FAAAAST!

by A non-proud IBer July 25, 2011

Eisha

Eisha is the best person you'll ever meet. Treat her nice and you will be the most happiest person in the world. She cares for her people and when she grows older richness awaits for her. She's not a gold digger she's athletic,fast but also girly. Once she grows older everyone will adore her you should never judge quickly. If you have feelings for her you must tell her else your chance will be gone. Don't let that happen show your love for her. If you can't own up, treat her well. You don't want to loose an Eisha. She will have loads of friends and treat them nicely they will be the luckiest person in the world. Her relationship will be perfect make sure you let her know how you feel for her before it's too late. You DONT want to loose her. Who knows she may like u back

Person who's shy: Damn I really like Eisha but I'm not ganna say

Person who tells her: Damn she's nice and she likes me

by Amiela6871 December 22, 2017

Elissa

A sultry and exotic looking woman who knows what she wants and how to get it. An Elissa is a rare kind of woman who is widely known for her great personality and warmheartedness. She is an exceptionally goodnatured person who has an unparalleled ability to light up anyone's life. Elissas are also known for their unsurpassing cooking skills...and dance skills. A person you won't ever forget. If you happen to meet an Elissa, consider yourself extremely lucky.

Wow, that woman is incredible...she must be an Elissa.

by B@d@ass September 18, 2008

Erissa

A girl who always makes sure everyone is okay before her. Sometimes mean but only if she finds trouble in a situation or if you’re disrespectful to her first.has an amazing ass. Smart and can keep good grades most of the time. Usually had deep brown eyes and no matter her skin color she’s always beautiful. If she feels comfortable with a person she’ll do annnything with and for them. Even on her bad days she’s a gorgeous girl inside and out.

You know the pretty girl?

Yeah, she’s such an Erissa

by daddy_rose November 21, 2018

five-paragraph essay

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").

My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.

by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005

Midnight essay

An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.

Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"

Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."

by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010